Chris angel???! tricks just blow my mind?

i know he's an illusionist, so his crazy mind blowin stuff is just trickin our eyes.....where do you go to know how to do it, i know he shows you some tricks, but what about walkin on water, walkin down a wall, or walking through a fan or thick window????? i just wanna kidknap him and rip off every finger till he tells me how he does it